The sailors are happily back home, and now we know they've been tortured. Here's how serious they are. Notice their brand new uniforms. These guys seem to change their clothes as often as fashion models. Well, see how angry they've been while in captivity. Looks like dudes simply got scared shitless that they'll have to stay in Iranian prison with a bunch of hairy locals, and were ready for anything. That scared without anybody extinguishing cigarette butts on their asses, not even being piled naked or made to masturbate in front of the camera. You know, the innocent, Abu Ghraib kind of stuff.
Now the British are trying real hard to suck at least a little bit of heroism out of this story, but it just does not fall together. These kids are no braver then your average janitor, and may have sold out, too. They really should have hired Carl Rove for this. Pretty show with heroic freeing of the soldiers by a special unit, complete loss of memory and the chick that only remembered she was ass-raped would immediately follow. Sounds familiar?