Sunday, March 2, 2008

Jennifer Marnell is a dumb cunt

This fake blond over here is Jennifer Marnell. They wouldn't let her on a fucking amusement ride so this spoiled brat decided to slim down for good. She lost just a little under what I weight myself, and she's now a god fucking celebrity. Every time I see nonsense like this it just blows my lid off. Don't you guys get it? She wasted her entire adolescence and almost entire twenties being a dumb shit who could not control what goes into her mouse. The damage to her health is irreversible and will haunt her till she dies. At the same time, millions of people took a little extra effort and stayed reasonably fit and healthy and enjoyed their lives as they could. Well, guess who's the celebrity now, you schmoes.

Don't get this wrong, I am really glad she did it. Perhaps she'll have more years to spend with her daughter. Perhaps she'll now be a happier, more confident and independent person. I just thing she belongs right there between the people who never lost control of their eating and those who are yet to regain it, period. In fact, it may be exactly the Jareds of this world responsible for quite a few pounds on your average belly.

Btw, the bitch is quite obviously on hormones. Which is probably because she had to rid of those few "last pounds", exactly what most ppl struggle with. Getting that pubic bone view may well be harder than loosing her entire 200 pounds sack in the first place. This sort of means everyone will now listen to a cheater.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

She turn you down man?

Marvellous Makeup said...

Who the fuck cares if she's on hormones? She is doing something amazing for herself and for others. Jealous much?!